The Detroit Red Wings have signed forward Jordin Tootoo to a 3 year, $5.7 million deal. Wait, what?
This one came WAY out of left field. Tootoo certainly adds some sandpaper and some mean to the team. Maybe he’ll be able to win me over. He plays, to quote Chris, “like a jackass”. Perhaps the Wings need some of that on-the-edge style of play. He’s a pretty expensive 4th liner. Tootoo has spent enough time terrorizing the Wings over the years, so I suppose it’s better to have him on our side. And if ANY of you bring that stupid train whistle to the game, I will END YOU.